








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1207 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 117 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 111 matches | ||
| Premier | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 64 matches | ||
| Faceit | 38 matches | ||
| Wingman | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6219 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,346 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5807 | 27% |
| Smokes | 6553 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 4971 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 4015 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,184,855 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 901 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZipperedFrog | 30 | 0.0077 |
| #2 | Dawner. | 15 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | Slacia | 8 | 0.0077 |
| #4 | skibba | 4 | 0.0048 |
| #5 | Elon Mosque | 3 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZipperedFrog | 227 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #2 | Dawner. | 141 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #3 | Elon Mosque | 95 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | skibba | 70 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | Slacia | 67 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Slacia | +3.78 | 84 | 47 |
| #2 | KlutchR ™ | +1.87 | 73 | 57 |
| #3 | Elon Mosque | +1.08 | 71 | 40 |
| #4 | ZipperedFrog | -0.00 | 60 | 57 |
| #5 | Dawner. | -1.00 | 27 | 38 |





