








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 288 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 147 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Renown | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5755 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,681 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4370 | 21% |
| Smokes | 5333 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5871 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 5107 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,048,915 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 154 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SKC.1V Willwidooo | 64% | 72 |
| #2 | s1 | 62% | 55 |
| #3 | Seiya | 62% | 73 |
| #4 | [FR] skyrun29 | 59% | 108 |
| #5 | HRK︻气デ 一 | 55% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | Selow | 47% | 144 |
| #13 | Chef Michel | 45% | 33 |
| #14 | Monsieur Poulpe de la téci | 45% | 42 |
| #15 | Titan | 37% | 30 |
| #16 | Helgastt | 35% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Molon | 12 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | s1 | 9 | 0.0080 |
| #3 | lilou | 7 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | isla0903 | 5 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | [FR] skyrun29 | 4 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Molon | 551 | 0.13 | 15 min |
| #2 | lilou | 394 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #3 | [FR] skyrun29 | 341 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #4 | Titan | 206 | 0.32 | 5 min |
| #5 | Grass | 177 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Molon | +2.80 | 63 | 57 |
| #2 | [FR] skyrun29 | +2.78 | 58 | 76 |
| #3 | s1 | +2.61 | 84 | 72 |
| #4 | Chef Michel | +2.01 | 55 | 70 |
| #5 | Nino | +1.68 | 75 | 69 |





