








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 346 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 143 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 49 matches | ||
| Faceit | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4030 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,833 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4651 | 29% |
| Smokes | 4664 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2191 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 4327 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $657,891 of utility $83 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 8 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SKC.1V Willwidooo | 65% | 69 |
| #2 | Howlin | 64% | 39 |
| #3 | thomasB | 62% | 52 |
| #4 | larethor | 61% | 62 |
| #5 | s1 | 61% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | s1 | 61% | 56 |
| #6 | Nino | 59% | 108 |
| #7 | Seiya | 55% | 87 |
| #8 | SKC.1V fMMM | 43% | 23 |
| #9 | Molon | 39% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s1 | 10 | 0.0086 |
| #2 | thomasB | 10 | 0.0097 |
| #3 | larethor | 5 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | SKC.1V Willwidooo | 4 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | Howlin | 2 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | larethor | 184 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #2 | s1 | 141 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #3 | Nino | 123 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #4 | SKC.1V Willwidooo | 96 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | Howlin | 92 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [FR] skyrun29 | +3.37 | 60 | 74 |
| #2 | s1 | +1.90 | 84 | 71 |
| #3 | Howlin | +1.89 | 86 | 55 |
| #4 | thomasB | +1.01 | 65 | 47 |
| #5 | Seiya | -0.05 | 80 | 58 |





