








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 633 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 354 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 5 matches | ||
| Renown | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 61 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6937 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,287 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6879 | 28% |
| Smokes | 6489 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 6006 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4913 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,851,663 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 982 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | isla0903 | 61% | 88 |
| #2 | lilou | 56% | 132 |
| #3 | thesebts | 56% | 70 |
| #4 | HRK︻气デ 一 | 55% | 42 |
| #5 | Molon | 53% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Helgastt | 14 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | #Megod | 13 | 0.0115 |
| #3 | lilou | 9 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | Molon | 5 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | hashcagole | 5 | 0.0057 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lilou | 370 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #2 | Helgastt | 271 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #3 | POUPIPOUPIPOUPIPOU | 198 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #4 | Molon | 148 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #5 | thesebts | 129 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Molon | +3.02 | 63 | 51 |
| #2 | #Megod | +2.01 | 82 | 49 |
| #3 | Nino | +1.72 | 73 | 69 |
| #4 | POUPIPOUPIPOUPIPOU | +1.54 | 75 | 71 |
| #5 | Grass | +1.31 | 54 | 75 |





