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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 125 matches | ||
| Wingman | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4452 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,646 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2948 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2468 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2536 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1694 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,471,221 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 75 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | `S!n ? | 65% | 26 |
| #2 | Selow | 56% | 91 |
| #3 | lilou | 55% | 110 |
| #4 | isla0903 | 55% | 190 |
| #5 | Nino | 55% | 221 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | m✪rg✪th-fr ☠™ | 48% | 40 |
| #9 | HRK︻气デ 一 | 43% | 30 |
| #10 | Monsieur Poulpe de la téci | 42% | 60 |
| #11 | [FR] skyrun29 | 39% | 23 |
| #12 | Titan | 38% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nino | 12 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | isla0903 | 8 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | lilou | 8 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | Helgastt | 5 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | Selow | 3 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nino | 401 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #2 | lilou | 324 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #3 | Titan | 231 | 0.34 | 5 min |
| #4 | Helgastt | 206 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #5 | Grass | 197 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Molon | +3.39 | 65 | 53 |
| #2 | [FR] skyrun29 | +1.61 | 49 | 70 |
| #3 | Nino | +1.50 | 75 | 69 |
| #4 | Grass | +0.78 | 53 | 74 |
| #5 | Titan | +0.19 | 66 | 62 |





