








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 44 matches | ||
| Faceit | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1063 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,195 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 920 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1208 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1173 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 894 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $371,017 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 11 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZuBa | 60% | 25 |
| #2 | P1rtt1 | 57% | 60 |
| #3 | Moto | 55% | 62 |
| #4 | Ventsu | 54% | 89 |
| #5 | PikkuHousuPasi | 52% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Moto | 6 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | P1rtt1 | 6 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | PikkuHousuPasi | 4 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | π
Ίπ
Έπ
»π
»-π
Ήπ
Ύπ γ | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | noutis | 2 | 0.0084 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ventsu | 485 | 0.26 | 14 min |
| #2 | Moto | 225 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #3 | PikkuHousuPasi | 167 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #4 | P1rtt1 | 163 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #5 | π
Ίπ
Έπ
»π
»-π
Ήπ
Ύπ γ | 97 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | P1rtt1 | +2.11 | 79 | 76 |
| #2 | Fauni | +0.52 | 63 | 63 |
| #3 | Moto | +0.48 | 74 | 77 |
| #4 | noutis | +0.40 | 48 | 71 |
| #5 | ZuBa | +0.36 | 63 | 65 |





