








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 416 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 228 matches | ||
| Faceit | 62 matches | ||
| Esplay | 29 matches | 1,768 | |
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3138 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,034 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4306 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2963 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 3347 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3418 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $821,094 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 228 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Phuk | 52% | 23 |
| #6 | wUNDEER | 48% | 29 |
| #7 | Lundinho | 46% | 67 |
| #8 | PAPA DODZ | 46% | 57 |
| #9 | bRUNOBANANI (it's a name) | 42% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hugh | +1.74 | 75 | 69 |
| #2 | bRUNOBANANI (it's a name) | +1.55 | 62 | 54 |
| #3 | PAPA DODZ | +1.22 | 65 | 73 |
| #4 | wUNDEER | +0.55 | 72 | 72 |
| #5 | Supergizmo | +0.30 | 59 | 64 |





