








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1832 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 696 matches | ||
| Faceit | 246 matches | ||
| Esplay | 214 matches | 2,023 | |
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 273 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11610 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 45,773 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11066 | 24% |
| Smokes | 12913 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 11354 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 10440 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,715,802 of utility $179 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2006 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PB&JAY | 61% | 84 |
| #2 | smud.arney | 58% | 77 |
| #3 | k0nabear | 57% | 70 |
| #4 | GIMS | 56% | 62 |
| #5 | BreMathias | 55% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TatoH | 1567 | 0.23 | 34 min |
| #2 | VeggTinsel | 836 | 0.25 | 24 min |
| #3 | Phuk | 688 | 0.14 | 20 min |
| #4 | Xerioon🐔 | 660 | 0.16 | 17 min |
| #5 | Hugh | 572 | 0.13 | 14 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | k0nabear | +3.82 | 81 | 86 |
| #2 | NisseFrø- *NoScopeGlasses | +3.25 | 73 | 71 |
| #3 | Hugh | +2.68 | 77 | 68 |
| #4 | GIMS | +2.62 | 80 | 75 |
| #5 | VeggTinsel | +1.52 | 73 | 71 |





