








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1034 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Esplay | 150 matches | 2,017 | |
| Premier | 75 matches | ||
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Renown | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 66 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3249 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,039 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1983 | 18% |
| Smokes | 3804 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 3025 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2227 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,436,911 of utility $216 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 148 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lundinho | 59% | 39 |
| #2 | PAPA DODZ | 55% | 58 |
| #3 | Tobbitv | 53% | 17 |
| #4 | Phuk | 52% | 25 |
| #5 | Diplo | 50% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | F̸O̴S̴S̴E̶ | 462 | 0.13 | 14 min |
| #2 | PAPA DODZ | 442 | 0.36 | 12 min |
| #3 | SHANA | 197 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | Lakim | 166 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #5 | Lundinho | 104 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wUNDEER | +2.03 | 77 | 66 |
| #2 | Lakim | +1.18 | 72 | 69 |
| #3 | F̸O̴S̴S̴E̶ | +0.82 | 82 | 75 |
| #4 | Tobbitv | +0.60 | 66 | 73 |
| #5 | Supergizmo | +0.59 | 53 | 62 |





