








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 202 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 181 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6151 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,822 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5781 | 29% |
| Smokes | 4490 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 5714 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3837 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,964,772 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 16 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BonZo. | 53 | 0.0097 |
| #2 | ✘ D3r!ck0 ツ | 24 | 0.0097 |
| #3 | W☺ødy² | 19 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | 다반시 | 14 | 0.0110 |
| #5 | yuN | 12 | 0.0058 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BonZo. | 1653 | 0.30 | 54 min |
| #2 | W☺ødy² | 1083 | 0.26 | 30 min |
| #3 | ✘ D3r!ck0 ツ | 614 | 0.25 | 17 min |
| #4 | yuN | 223 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #5 | van Gogh | 218 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BonZo. | +2.66 | 34 | 87 |
| #2 | yuN | +2.01 | 78 | 56 |
| #3 | 다반시 | +1.86 | 74 | 47 |
| #4 | Alfred Hugecock | +1.50 | 74 | 59 |
| #5 | ✘ D3r!ck0 ツ | +1.49 | 41 | 79 |





