








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 811 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 396 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 72 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




63 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6849 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 39,811 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11794 | 30% |
| Smokes | 12054 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 8114 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 7849 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,937,587 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 49 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jim Panse | 56% | 66 |
| #2 | OCB | 56% | 70 |
| #3 | 1v9 ✪ Juli3n ツ | 53% | 43 |
| #4 | Evil_fingA | 51% | 201 |
| #5 | Bukki | 51% | 122 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | Brö | 43% | 217 |
| #13 | FlockwGlock | 42% | 88 |
| #14 | Brunokus | 41% | 143 |
| #15 | XDonFlo | 40% | 127 |
| #16 | Qwer | 38% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BonZo. | 78 | 0.0064 |
| #2 | ✘ D3r!ck0 ツ | 61 | 0.0085 |
| #3 | Brö | 19 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | Evil_fingA | 17 | 0.0041 |
| #5 | Bukki | 12 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BonZo. | 3514 | 0.29 | 118 min |
| #2 | ✘ D3r!ck0 ツ | 1826 | 0.25 | 53 min |
| #3 | Evil_fingA | 513 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #4 | Jim Panse | 320 | 0.23 | 8 min |
| #5 | pluebaer | 268 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BonZo. | +2.46 | 37 | 87 |
| #2 | 1v9 ✪ Juli3n ツ | +0.97 | 82 | 50 |
| #3 | ✘ D3r!ck0 ツ | +0.93 | 42 | 81 |
| #4 | W☺ødy² | +0.61 | 48 | 75 |
| #5 | Bukki | +0.18 | 61 | 59 |





