








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 582 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 410 matches | ||
| Faceit | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5705 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,315 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6196 | 27% |
| Smokes | 7057 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4760 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 5302 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,555,364 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 574 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | illwill | 57% | 44 |
| #2 | manny | 55% | 47 |
| #3 | Jeapr | 53% | 210 |
| #4 | tito | 53% | 344 |
| #5 | Goblin Mode | 53% | 384 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Goblin Mode | 53% | 384 |
| #6 | ✪ TheViolentSushi | 52% | 283 |
| #7 | Papa Francesco | 51% | 167 |
| #8 | LaFlame | 49% | 77 |
| #9 | ✪ StevieJV | 48% | 107 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tito | 8 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | Jeapr | 6 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | Papa Francesco | 6 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Goblin Mode | 5 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | ✪ TheViolentSushi | 5 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Goblin Mode | 1387 | 0.17 | 36 min |
| #2 | tito | 1334 | 0.18 | 35 min |
| #3 | ✪ TheViolentSushi | 1085 | 0.18 | 23 min |
| #4 | Jeapr | 436 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #5 | ✪ StevieJV | 406 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tito | +1.22 | 71 | 69 |
| #2 | Gen the King of UwU | +0.43 | 75 | 72 |
| #3 | ✪ TheViolentSushi | +0.22 | 63 | 55 |
| #4 | illwill | +0.04 | 62 | 63 |
| #5 | ✪ StevieJV | -0.03 | 64 | 62 |





