








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 185 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 294 matches | ||
| Faceit | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3716 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,364 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4611 | 32% |
| Smokes | 4596 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 3265 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1892 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,458,763 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 151 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Goblin Mode | 53% | 292 |
| #2 | Gen the King of UwU | 52% | 283 |
| #3 | illwill | 52% | 23 |
| #4 | tito | 51% | 272 |
| #5 | ✪ StevieJV | 50% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | ✪ StevieJV | 50% | 62 |
| #6 | Jeapr | 49% | 145 |
| #7 | Papa Francesco | 47% | 134 |
| #8 | LaFlame | 44% | 55 |
| #9 | manny | 38% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jeapr | 6 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | Papa Francesco | 6 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Goblin Mode | 5 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | tito | 5 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | Gen the King of UwU | 4 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gen the King of UwU | 1089 | 0.18 | 30 min |
| #2 | tito | 969 | 0.17 | 26 min |
| #3 | Goblin Mode | 901 | 0.15 | 22 min |
| #4 | Jeapr | 288 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #5 | Papa Francesco | 263 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tito | +1.16 | 72 | 70 |
| #2 | Gen the King of UwU | +0.32 | 75 | 73 |
| #3 | ✪ TheViolentSushi | +0.06 | 61 | 55 |
| #4 | ✪ StevieJV | +0.01 | 62 | 62 |
| #5 | Goblin Mode | +0.00 | 59 | 70 |





