








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 288 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 158 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3909 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,674 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2028 | 15% |
| Smokes | 3363 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4005 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 4278 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,854,484 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 427 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dreg | 59% | 122 |
| #2 | Kharma | 58% | 76 |
| #3 | PP-Bizon | 57% | 242 |
| #4 | yuukii | 56% | 32 |
| #5 | Spyro | 55% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SexyAssBakedPotato | 25 | 0.0065 |
| #2 | Rockin' & Rollin' | 22 | 0.0073 |
| #3 | Dreg | 17 | 0.0067 |
| #4 | JediJoe2001 | 11 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | Spyro | 9 | 0.0063 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SexyAssBakedPotato | 584 | 0.15 | 15 min |
| #2 | Dreg | 517 | 0.20 | 14 min |
| #3 | Spyro | 455 | 0.32 | 11 min |
| #4 | PP-Bizon | 154 | 0.03 | 4 min |
| #5 | Rockin' & Rollin' | 129 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dreg | +5.89 | 84 | 70 |
| #2 | Spyro | +4.21 | 77 | 72 |
| #3 | PP-Bizon | +2.03 | 69 | 36 |
| #4 | Rockin' & Rollin' | +1.25 | 63 | 53 |
| #5 | yuukii | +1.08 | 75 | 46 |





