








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 332 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 288 matches | ||
| Faceit | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 61 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3330 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,652 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2461 | 18% |
| Smokes | 3574 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4294 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 3323 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,565,528 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 54 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | code1ne | 63% | 30 |
| #2 | Foxmania | 57% | 37 |
| #3 | ogireg | 55% | 29 |
| #4 | Lund | 54% | 93 |
| #5 | Kartza | 54% | 222 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #14 | LAIHDUTTAJA | 44% | 43 |
| #15 | Möllis | 42% | 92 |
| #16 | Dafffttttyyy | 41% | 41 |
| #17 | Penno | 39% | 33 |
| #18 | wNtd:> | 39% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sipuli | 11 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | Kartza | 7 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | CruNk. | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Radioaktiivinenurossimpanssi | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Pöllö_// | 4 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sipuli | 1219 | 0.21 | 37 min |
| #2 | Mossepo | 528 | 0.19 | 15 min |
| #3 | Radioaktiivinenurossimpanssi | 524 | 0.23 | 16 min |
| #4 | Pöllö_// | 366 | 0.18 | 11 min |
| #5 | CruNk. | 272 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mossepo | +2.82 | 83 | 80 |
| #2 | ogireg | +2.45 | 63 | 59 |
| #3 | Lund | +1.70 | 69 | 58 |
| #4 | Foxmania | +1.26 | 63 | 69 |
| #5 | Pöllö_// | +0.73 | 59 | 75 |





