








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1425 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 507 matches | ||
| Faceit | 232 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 158 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7925 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 46,384 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 14221 | 31% |
| Smokes | 13414 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 8897 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 9852 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,257,660 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 822 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Foxmania | 67% | 57 |
| #2 | Cookie` | 59% | 51 |
| #3 | code1ne | 56% | 62 |
| #4 | Lund | 56% | 224 |
| #5 | ogireg | 53% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #15 | Möllis | 45% | 130 |
| #16 | CruNk. | 44% | 266 |
| #17 | Nazu | 40% | 115 |
| #18 | Penno | 39% | 57 |
| #19 | LAIHDUTTAJA | 38% | 130 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CruNk. | 17 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | Kartza | 12 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Mossepo | 9 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | Pöllö_// | 8 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | weku | 7 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mossepo | 1341 | 0.16 | 38 min |
| #2 | Pöllö_// | 1079 | 0.16 | 30 min |
| #3 | CruNk. | 572 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| #4 | Dafffttttyyy | 567 | 0.12 | 14 min |
| #5 | wNtd:> | 484 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mossepo | +2.34 | 84 | 79 |
| #2 | weku | +2.30 | 79 | 72 |
| #3 | Lund | +1.41 | 69 | 57 |
| #4 | ogireg | +1.11 | 63 | 62 |
| #5 | JaMO- | +0.98 | 74 | 63 |





