








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1727 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 829 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 73 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12951 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,859 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4329 | 14% |
| Smokes | 6874 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 13054 | 41% |
| Molotovs | 7602 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,529,041 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 235 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | smoke64 | 84% | 91 |
| #2 | gfn | 76% | 136 |
| #3 | Klondike♛ | 70% | 195 |
| #4 | snow | 70% | 488 |
| #5 | genka | 66% | 235 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | smoke64 | 84% | 91 |
| #2 | gfn | 76% | 136 |
| #3 | Klondike♛ | 70% | 195 |
| #4 | snow | 70% | 488 |
| #5 | genka | 66% | 235 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | snow | 8 | 0.0008 |
| #2 | Klondike♛ | 5 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | gfn | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | genka | 4 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | smoke64 | 4 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | snow | 930 | 0.09 | 24 min |
| #2 | Klondike♛ | 411 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| #3 | genka | 316 | 0.06 | 10 min |
| #4 | smoke64 | 278 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #5 | gfn | 94 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dexteR ❤ | +4.10 | 81 | 61 |
| #2 | gfn | +3.42 | 87 | 47 |
| #3 | smoke64 | +2.35 | 79 | 79 |
| #4 | Klondike♛ | +2.29 | 79 | 66 |
| #5 | snow | +1.72 | 76 | 60 |





