








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 265 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 121 matches | ||
| Premier | 109 matches | ||
| Wingman | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 26 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5054 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,547 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3305 | 21% |
| Smokes | 4526 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3885 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3831 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,147,622 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 580 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gamble | 68% | 25 |
| #2 | Chilihuahua | 62% | 26 |
| #3 | AngelMichael | 60% | 57 |
| #4 | Tech Sarnt’ Raids | 59% | 59 |
| #5 | JBaby | 59% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | dexa! | 55% | 44 |
| #11 | Geronimo | 54% | 59 |
| #12 | AJay | 53% | 204 |
| #13 | NovaScopeOne | 51% | 35 |
| #14 | fambino | 50% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stickytoe | 14 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | Toste | 13 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | genka | 11 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Tech Sarnt’ Raids | 6 | 0.0047 |
| #5 | dexa! | 5 | 0.0054 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AJay | 654 | 0.15 | 15 min |
| #2 | Toste | 472 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #3 | genka | 346 | 0.06 | 10 min |
| #4 | Tech Sarnt’ Raids | 252 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #5 | Stickytoe | 245 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gamble | +4.15 | 82 | 65 |
| #2 | AngelMichael | +2.95 | 92 | 56 |
| #3 | Geronimo | +1.70 | 70 | 70 |
| #4 | boosh | +1.47 | 81 | 64 |
| #5 | JBaby | +1.44 | 76 | 69 |





