








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 410 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 266 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3408 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,096 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3814 | 22% |
| Smokes | 4504 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4364 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4414 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,160,018 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 198 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | J.S./M0mMo | 57% | 44 |
| #2 | vassi*APSJ | 56% | 171 |
| #3 | C3SCO | 52% | 362 |
| #4 | Merkules | 52% | 64 |
| #5 | G13 | 50% | 169 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | C3SCO | 52% | 362 |
| #4 | Merkules | 52% | 64 |
| #5 | G13 | 50% | 169 |
| #6 | DieHund | 49% | 140 |
| #7 | keda619 | 47% | 181 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | C3SCO | 29 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | keda619 | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | G13 | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | vassi*APSJ | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | DieHund | 4 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | C3SCO | 732 | 0.10 | 20 min |
| #2 | DieHund | 474 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #3 | keda619 | 393 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #4 | vassi*APSJ | 345 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #5 | G13 | 297 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vassi*APSJ | +3.14 | 80 | 61 |
| #2 | Merkules | +2.91 | 71 | 64 |
| #3 | C3SCO | +1.70 | 62 | 64 |
| #4 | J.S./M0mMo | +0.64 | 64 | 51 |
| #5 | G13 | +0.56 | 64 | 68 |





