








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 406 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 280 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 72 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2722 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,491 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1297 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2756 | 42% |
| HE Grenades | 1838 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 600 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,553,544 of utility $212 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 319 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Gerdda | 58% | 26 |
| #2 | spUUkz | 53% | 101 |
| #3 | LynxxxeD | 51% | 71 |
| #4 | gen | 50% | 48 |
| #5 | syck | 48% | 223 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | syck | 297 | 0.06 | 9 min |
| #2 | LynxxxeD | 181 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #3 | spUUkz | 177 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #4 | gen | 123 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #5 | JESUSbx ਆਲੂ | 111 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | spUUkz | +2.30 | 79 | 66 |
| #2 | fェ之ェk ツ | +0.46 | 47 | 51 |
| #3 | LynxxxeD | +0.34 | 60 | 61 |
| #4 | gen | +0.11 | 72 | 68 |
| #5 | mysli | -0.69 | 55 | 56 |





