








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 935 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 469 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 94 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7259 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,987 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7963 | 28% |
| Smokes | 8089 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 7231 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4704 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,296,384 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 363 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LynxxxeD | 58% | 79 |
| #2 | SYlencE | 57% | 51 |
| #3 | FrAXXi ´ ツ | 52% | 193 |
| #4 | syck | 51% | 336 |
| #5 | ✰J | 50% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | spUUkz | 46% | 136 |
| #11 | mysli | 45% | 115 |
| #12 | JESUSbx ਆਲੂ | 45% | 116 |
| #13 | srN1 | 43% | 49 |
| #14 | Slake | 43% | 112 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FrAXXi ´ ツ | 10 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | syck | 9 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | ✪ Gerdda | 7 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | spUUkz | 6 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | JESUSbx ਆਲੂ | 6 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Slake | +3.53 | 81 | 73 |
| #2 | BOT Paul | +1.72 | 88 | 63 |
| #3 | spUUkz | +1.62 | 80 | 65 |
| #4 | gen | +1.28 | 76 | 68 |
| #5 | ✰J | +1.01 | 64 | 61 |





