








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2019 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 325 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 152 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3414 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,382 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4549 | 37% |
| Smokes | 3614 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3105 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1114 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,452,119 of utility $183 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 208 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Berv1 | 42% | 76 |
| #11 | lakez | 42% | 36 |
| #12 | mHolsvett1 | 41% | 22 |
| #13 | Mortiferum | 38% | 50 |
| #14 | Sølvgutt1 | 37% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mortiferum | 4 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | Røss | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | Jax | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Onkel Stuart | 2 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | Berv1 | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rincon | 134 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #2 | Røss | 103 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #3 | CHUBBYBUNNY | 95 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | Jax | 81 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | Sølvgutt1 | 68 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Røss | +2.52 | 61 | 58 |
| #2 | Feite Doris | +2.30 | 70 | 66 |
| #3 | Onkel Stuart | +1.74 | 73 | 59 |
| #4 | lakez | +1.47 | 83 | 50 |
| #5 | Rincon | +0.42 | 71 | 64 |





