








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 634 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 163 matches | ||
| Faceit | 102 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 110 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6101 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,886 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2940 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3198 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2302 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 3446 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,360,326 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 623 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 7o | 55% | 55 |
| #2 | Bummy | 53% | 161 |
| #3 | M0B | 53% | 72 |
| #4 | ScoobX | 52% | 56 |
| #5 | ./ BurneyProMod | 51% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 7o | 55% | 55 |
| #2 | Bummy | 53% | 161 |
| #3 | M0B | 53% | 72 |
| #4 | ScoobX | 52% | 56 |
| #5 | ./ BurneyProMod | 51% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bummy | 22 | 0.0065 |
| #2 | 7o | 3 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | ./ BurneyProMod | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | M0B | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bummy | 613 | 0.18 | 12 min |
| #2 | M0B | 326 | 0.21 | 10 min |
| #3 | ScoobX | 242 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #4 | ./ BurneyProMod | 195 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #5 | 7o | 122 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ꜱʟɪɴᴋ | +4.36 | 91 | 62 |
| #2 | ScoobX | +0.53 | 66 | 73 |
| #3 | 7o | +0.06 | 82 | 56 |
| #4 | ./ BurneyProMod | -0.63 | 64 | 56 |
| #5 | M0B | -0.79 | 79 | 69 |





