








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 564 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 415 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 114 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4263 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,834 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5489 | 28% |
| Smokes | 5016 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4104 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 5225 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,629,494 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 209 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DiamondAngel02 | 72% | 32 |
| #2 | Kragen | 56% | 41 |
| #3 | Twuuu | 55% | 107 |
| #4 | Kr1l3 | 54% | 182 |
| #5 | Gen1e | 50% | 240 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Gen1e | 50% | 240 |
| #6 | Sir Mati | 49% | 63 |
| #7 | Bogey | 49% | 257 |
| #8 | Panda Plovpenning | 46% | 253 |
| #9 | Certified | 36% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gen1e | 15 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | Twuuu | 11 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | Bogey | 9 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Kr1l3 | 8 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | DiamondAngel02 | 3 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bogey | 565 | 0.10 | 16 min |
| #2 | Gen1e | 539 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| #3 | Kr1l3 | 403 | 0.11 | 12 min |
| #4 | Twuuu | 315 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #5 | Panda Plovpenning | 302 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Twuuu | +3.32 | 90 | 62 |
| #2 | DiamondAngel02 | +2.66 | 75 | 66 |
| #3 | Kr1l3 | +1.65 | 85 | 65 |
| #4 | Gen1e | +1.36 | 73 | 63 |
| #5 | Kragen | +0.84 | 71 | 52 |





