








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 277 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 160 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1672 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,046 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4169 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3775 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3114 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2988 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $533,484 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 158 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Twuuu L8 | 65% | 17 |
| #2 | MA | 52% | 21 |
| #3 | BAEKHOLM | 52% | 23 |
| #4 | Not So Genius Gen1e | 51% | 69 |
| #5 | Kragen | 48% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | FaceTheCage | 44% | 16 |
| #8 | Benevolent Bogey | 41% | 87 |
| #9 | Sir Mati | 39% | 18 |
| #10 | Abrasive AndeZ | 36% | 77 |
| #11 | Privileged Panda | 36% | 110 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Privileged Panda | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | MA | 4 | 0.0083 |
| #3 | Not So Genius Gen1e | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Benevolent Bogey | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Abrasive AndeZ | 2 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Benevolent Bogey | 218 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #2 | Not So Genius Gen1e | 192 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #3 | Abrasive AndeZ | 166 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #4 | Privileged Panda | 156 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | BAEKHOLM | 116 | 0.26 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Twuuu L8 | +6.37 | 87 | 70 |
| #2 | BAEKHOLM | +3.42 | 80 | 68 |
| #3 | Not So Genius Gen1e | +1.98 | 68 | 59 |
| #4 | Abrasive AndeZ | +1.44 | 56 | 64 |
| #5 | MA | +1.32 | 44 | 55 |





