








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 740 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 755 matches | ||
| Premier | 369 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 197 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11474 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 63,034 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 15468 | 25% |
| Smokes | 20371 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 12131 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 15064 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,168,770 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1937 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ikkon | 56% | 288 |
| #2 | ✪k0z1y | 52% | 67 |
| #3 | MikeyDunkz | 52% | 459 |
| #4 | Miggie | 51% | 190 |
| #5 | rekrowthgil | 50% | 396 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | rekrowthgil | 50% | 396 |
| #6 | Megaman | 50% | 208 |
| #7 | faux | 49% | 182 |
| #8 | hoaX** | 49% | 152 |
| #9 | tapdatass | 48% | 532 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ikkon | 14 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | MikeyDunkz | 9 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | Megaman | 9 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | tapdatass | 8 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | hoaX** | 5 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tapdatass | 1256 | 0.11 | 29 min |
| #2 | MikeyDunkz | 1116 | 0.11 | 29 min |
| #3 | ikkon | 754 | 0.12 | 18 min |
| #4 | rekrowthgil | 684 | 0.08 | 19 min |
| #5 | Miggie | 463 | 0.11 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rekrowthgil | +2.36 | 71 | 69 |
| #2 | ikkon | +1.69 | 77 | 64 |
| #3 | MikeyDunkz | +0.30 | 66 | 65 |
| #4 | skews | +0.14 | 67 | 79 |
| #5 | ✪k0z1y | -0.56 | 60 | 61 |





