








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 498 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 458 matches | ||
| Premier | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5817 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,514 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3870 | 23% |
| Smokes | 3738 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 5043 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 3863 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,442,855 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 132 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MikeyDunkz | 51% | 209 |
| #2 | skews | 50% | 396 |
| #3 | Miggie | 50% | 157 |
| #4 | ikkon | 49% | 49 |
| #5 | tapdatass | 48% | 387 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Miggie | 50% | 157 |
| #4 | ikkon | 49% | 49 |
| #5 | tapdatass | 48% | 387 |
| #6 | Megaman | 47% | 179 |
| #7 | faux | 43% | 115 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tapdatass | 10 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | Megaman | 10 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | skews | 5 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | Miggie | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | MikeyDunkz | 2 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skews | 1811 | 0.21 | 54 min |
| #2 | tapdatass | 962 | 0.12 | 22 min |
| #3 | MikeyDunkz | 478 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| #4 | Miggie | 386 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #5 | Megaman | 337 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rekrowthgil | +2.34 | 71 | 68 |
| #2 | ikkon | +0.56 | 76 | 61 |
| #3 | MikeyDunkz | -0.02 | 67 | 65 |
| #4 | Miggie | -0.38 | 58 | 70 |
| #5 | skews | -0.48 | 65 | 81 |





