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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 121 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 114 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 111 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 80 matches | ||
| Premier | 70 matches | ||
| Renown | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6631 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 38,012 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10388 | 27% |
| Smokes | 9155 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 10757 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 7712 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $987,618 of utility $56 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 628 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Betsijumala | 82% | 84 |
| #2 | dasd | 82% | 173 |
| #3 | ose | 80% | 834 |
| #4 | mArkKu | 79% | 609 |
| #5 | creepcrab(\)(;,,;)(/) | 79% | 470 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tinnepapi | 33 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | ose | 30 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | mArkKu | 27 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | dasd | 21 | 0.0067 |
| #5 | szurasd | 19 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ose | 2172 | 0.14 | 53 min |
| #2 | mArkKu | 1461 | 0.13 | 40 min |
| #3 | creepcrab(\)(;,,;)(/) | 1405 | 0.16 | 44 min |
| #4 | szurasd | 1217 | 0.15 | 33 min |
| #5 | tinnepapi | 1022 | 0.07 | 21 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ose | +5.22 | 85 | 72 |
| #2 | mArkKu | +2.59 | 64 | 69 |
| #3 | keilakki | +2.49 | 66 | 79 |
| #4 | szurasd | +0.75 | 74 | 71 |
| #5 | creepcrab(\)(;,,;)(/) | -1.00 | 43 | 76 |





