








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 797 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 205 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 158 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 143 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 129 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 128 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 91 matches | ||
| Wingman | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 77 matches | ||
| Renown | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 36 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




79 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
15001 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 45,449 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13179 | 29% |
| Smokes | 9025 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 12061 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 11184 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,206,432 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 831 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dasd | 85% | 73 |
| #2 | ose | 80% | 744 |
| #3 | keilakki | 79% | 609 |
| #4 | szurasd | 77% | 436 |
| #5 | tinnepapi | 75% | 808 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | stiquu | 66% | 266 |
| #9 | n4su | 62% | 85 |
| #10 | Legenda | 61% | 87 |
| #11 | REISKA57 | 54% | 82 |
| #12 | makita ossi | 54% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | creepcrab(\)(;,,;)(/) | 54 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | tinnepapi | 43 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | ose | 28 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | szurasd | 27 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | keilakki | 9 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | creepcrab(\)(;,,;)(/) | 3068 | 0.19 | 97 min |
| #2 | keilakki | 1880 | 0.17 | 56 min |
| #3 | ose | 1853 | 0.14 | 47 min |
| #4 | szurasd | 1293 | 0.16 | 36 min |
| #5 | tinnepapi | 1149 | 0.08 | 24 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ose | +4.95 | 85 | 74 |
| #2 | mArkKu | +2.98 | 64 | 68 |
| #3 | keilakki | +2.38 | 65 | 77 |
| #4 | szurasd | +0.63 | 72 | 71 |
| #5 | creepcrab(\)(;,,;)(/) | -0.43 | 46 | 76 |





