








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 81 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 23 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
914 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,427 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 808 | 33% |
| Smokes | 556 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 527 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 536 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $287,620 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 39 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dryyym | 55% | 38 |
| #2 | Palla | 48% | 52 |
| #3 | Gorlami | 47% | 47 |
| #4 | SEAN | 43% | 60 |
| #5 | Gudmi | 42% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Palla | 48% | 52 |
| #3 | Gorlami | 47% | 47 |
| #4 | SEAN | 43% | 60 |
| #5 | Gudmi | 42% | 36 |
| #6 | -FetaSnax | 17% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SEAN | 7 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | Palla | 7 | 0.0064 |
| #3 | Dryyym | 3 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | -FetaSnax | 3 | 0.0121 |
| #5 | Gudmi | 2 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SEAN | 245 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #2 | Dryyym | 79 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | Gudmi | 77 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | Palla | 75 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | Gorlami | 63 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dryyym | +3.84 | 83 | 66 |
| #2 | panzer | +0.47 | 82 | 63 |
| #3 | -FetaSnax | +0.38 | 86 | 48 |
| #4 | Palla | -0.37 | 62 | 62 |
| #5 | SEAN | -0.55 | 67 | 68 |





