








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 785 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 462 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 66 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3986 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,662 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1232 | 6% |
| Smokes | 7132 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 7630 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 3668 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,397,370 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1078 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cr4cky | 61% | 51 |
| #2 | Sir Arthur Harris, 1st Baronet | 61% | 33 |
| #3 | Zaibatsu | 55% | 49 |
| #4 | Atrox | 54% | 159 |
| #5 | Justluck8 | 54% | 257 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Justluck8 | 19 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | .teil | 10 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | xCherisel | 9 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | Atrox | 8 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | georgio13 | 5 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Koschilein ~Ks~ | +3.11 | 44 | 57 |
| #2 | Ken0 | +1.96 | 57 | 65 |
| #3 | Cr4cky | +1.70 | 43 | 57 |
| #4 | Egeland | +1.40 | 48 | 64 |
| #5 | .teil | +0.76 | 37 | 66 |





