








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 401 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 72 matches | ||
| Faceit | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 67 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1413 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,631 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2233 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1968 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1660 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1770 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $353,620 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 352 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frozen | 67% | 15 |
| #2 | John-David[sc] | 67% | 18 |
| #3 | 👶TaR👶 | 65% | 26 |
| #4 | dem <3 PinkSpider | 65% | 17 |
| #5 | ROU✘CARNAGE[lpdq] | 64% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 👶TaR👶 | 3 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | Svetlana | 3 | 0.0064 |
| #3 | bLd | 2 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | rom | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | ROU✘CARNAGE[lpdq] | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rom | 188 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| #2 | bLd | 163 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #3 | ROU✘CARNAGE[lpdq] | 130 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #4 | Yaki.C | 121 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #5 | chan`cyalan.com | 85 | 0.29 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kyo* | +3.55 | 89 | 67 |
| #2 | Yaki.C | +2.97 | 77 | 77 |
| #3 | dem <3 PinkSpider | +2.19 | 85 | 66 |
| #4 | 👶TaR👶 | +2.05 | 59 | 77 |
| #5 | h4 | +1.83 | 80 | 66 |





