








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1527 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 622 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Faceit | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 120 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7486 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,776 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10008 | 30% |
| Smokes | 8946 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 8074 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 6748 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,391,938 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2656 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GuM | 63% | 92 |
| #2 | BSc. in Yappanese | 58% | 52 |
| #3 | zeal | 55% | 67 |
| #4 | fairsky | 55% | 51 |
| #5 | Arnab | 54% | 121 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HIGHFINGER | 5 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | Arnab | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | SnoopMeow | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | ✪m1ckeyx77✪ | 3 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | GuM | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HIGHFINGER | +3.08 | 86 | 60 |
| #2 | GuM | +2.25 | 83 | 73 |
| #3 | hovenR | +1.89 | 62 | 57 |
| #4 | fairsky | +1.75 | 87 | 59 |
| #5 | zeal | +1.49 | 68 | 68 |





