








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 363 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 125 matches | ||
| Faceit | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2668 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,188 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 958 | 12% |
| Smokes | 1776 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2897 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 2557 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,161,999 of utility $207 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 55 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fuzzy Dunlop | 68% | 25 |
| #2 | Stiginho | 61% | 44 |
| #3 | mowatt | 60% | 83 |
| #4 | nameC | 54% | 115 |
| #5 | GomerPyle | 53% | 210 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | scav | 51% | 80 |
| #8 | nbody | 51% | 65 |
| #9 | SpookZ | 50% | 60 |
| #10 | Alex | 48% | 128 |
| #11 | Nominoa | 45% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alex | 7 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | GomerPyle | 6 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | scav | 5 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | mowatt | 5 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | Armcollector | 3 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alex | 893 | 0.33 | 28 min |
| #2 | SpookZ | 222 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #3 | nameC | 215 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #4 | GomerPyle | 178 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #5 | scav | 146 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fuzzy Dunlop | +4.96 | 81 | 77 |
| #2 | Nominoa | +3.75 | 82 | 64 |
| #3 | fhqwhgads | +1.53 | 62 | 65 |
| #4 | Alex | +1.39 | 47 | 75 |
| #5 | nameC | +1.21 | 60 | 69 |





