








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 470 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 144 matches | ||
| Faceit | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 65 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2836 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,565 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1887 | 16% |
| Smokes | 3184 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2974 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3520 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,318,825 of utility $186 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 124 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fuzzy Dunlop | 61% | 38 |
| #2 | scav | 60% | 94 |
| #3 | Nominoa | 59% | 27 |
| #4 | HIERΩ | 58% | 31 |
| #5 | Stiginho | 54% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GomerPyle | 11 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | Alex | 9 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | scav | 6 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | mowatt | 5 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | fhqwhgads | 2 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alex | 1024 | 0.30 | 32 min |
| #2 | SpookZ | 224 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #3 | GomerPyle | 213 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| #4 | Fuzzy Dunlop | 184 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| #5 | scav | 178 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fuzzy Dunlop | +5.02 | 77 | 68 |
| #2 | Nominoa | +4.41 | 85 | 62 |
| #3 | fhqwhgads | +1.93 | 62 | 63 |
| #4 | Alex | +1.50 | 47 | 77 |
| #5 | nameC | +1.32 | 59 | 68 |





