








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 466 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 245 matches | ||
| Faceit | 109 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5107 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,909 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4060 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3589 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3283 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2977 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,529,272 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 608 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Mein C tut W | 49% | 35 |
| #8 | Kur0 | 48% | 23 |
| #9 | Phyl | 48% | 67 |
| #10 | craxx | 48% | 111 |
| #11 | Faviid | 46% | 101 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shaeggi | 6 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | Faviid | 5 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | Phyl | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | craxx | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | AJ Stylcs | 2 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shaeggi | 770 | 0.27 | 21 min |
| #2 | no peek | 467 | 0.28 | 14 min |
| #3 | Faviid | 399 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #4 | Phyl | 210 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #5 | craxx | 139 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SHROOMS | +1.19 | 83 | 67 |
| #2 | no peek | +1.13 | 80 | 71 |
| #3 | AJ Stylcs | +0.52 | 83 | 58 |
| #4 | Phyl | +0.51 | 81 | 60 |
| #5 | Faviid | +0.51 | 66 | 65 |





