








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 250 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 148 matches | ||
| Faceit | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3934 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,268 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2962 | 24% |
| Smokes | 4001 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2459 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2846 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,109,483 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 61 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ja_K1 | 75% | 20 |
| #2 | AJ Stylcs | 68% | 25 |
| #3 | Bastii | 65% | 51 |
| #4 | xoNNN | 59% | 83 |
| #5 | ☁︎୨୧ღWolf | 59% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bastii | +2.75 | 79 | 69 |
| #2 | Phyl | +1.90 | 84 | 58 |
| #3 | SHROOMS | +1.28 | 84 | 63 |
| #4 | bxz | +0.88 | 80 | 70 |
| #5 | Ja_K1 | +0.86 | 68 | 67 |





