








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 641 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 239 matches | ||
| Faceit | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 24 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5436 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,955 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6652 | 28% |
| Smokes | 6207 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5838 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 5258 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,149,471 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 161 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AJ Stylcs | 55% | 66 |
| #2 | Shaeggi | 48% | 196 |
| #3 | Kur0 | 47% | 60 |
| #4 | hajo_sesam | 46% | 101 |
| #5 | Phyl | 45% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AJ Stylcs | 55% | 66 |
| #2 | Shaeggi | 48% | 196 |
| #3 | Kur0 | 47% | 60 |
| #4 | hajo_sesam | 46% | 101 |
| #5 | Phyl | 45% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shaeggi | 14 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | hajo_sesam | 9 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | Kur0 | 5 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | AJ Stylcs | 2 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shaeggi | 985 | 0.24 | 24 min |
| #2 | hajo_sesam | 242 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #3 | AJ Stylcs | 147 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | Phyl | 97 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | Kur0 | 59 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Phyl | +0.84 | 81 | 51 |
| #2 | Faviid | +0.64 | 69 | 65 |
| #3 | hajo_sesam | +0.59 | 81 | 60 |
| #4 | Kur0 | +0.39 | 74 | 26 |
| #5 | AJ Stylcs | -0.01 | 80 | 57 |





