








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 811 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 146 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 72 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3849 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,435 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6488 | 33% |
| Smokes | 4902 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3897 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 4148 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,170,431 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 116 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | koffe | 59% | 86 |
| #2 | ⓕⓘⓝⓔ | 57% | 70 |
| #3 | TT | 53% | 273 |
| #4 | Tirde | 51% | 167 |
| #5 | rsN | 51% | 292 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | ⓕⓘⓝⓔ | 57% | 70 |
| #3 | TT | 53% | 273 |
| #4 | Tirde | 51% | 167 |
| #5 | rsN | 51% | 292 |
| #6 | nyu | 50% | 305 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rsN | 18 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | nyu | 13 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | TT | 8 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | koffe | 4 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | ⓕⓘⓝⓔ | 4 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rsN | 1573 | 0.25 | 45 min |
| #2 | TT | 816 | 0.14 | 24 min |
| #3 | nyu | 811 | 0.13 | 21 min |
| #4 | Tirde | 289 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #5 | ⓕⓘⓝⓔ | 187 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TT | +2.37 | 77 | 77 |
| #2 | rsN | +1.10 | 64 | 75 |
| #3 | Albus Doubledoor | +0.22 | 73 | 82 |
| #4 | ⓕⓘⓝⓔ | +0.11 | 71 | 71 |
| #5 | Tirde | -0.34 | 66 | 68 |





