








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 414 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 137 matches | ||
| Faceit | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3059 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,620 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3732 | 39% |
| Smokes | 2574 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 914 | 10% |
| Molotovs | 2400 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,551,146 of utility $205 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⓕⓘⓝⓔ | 58% | 72 |
| #2 | koffe | 54% | 95 |
| #3 | TT | 52% | 286 |
| #4 | rsN | 51% | 302 |
| #5 | Albus Doubledoor | 50% | 305 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | koffe | 54% | 95 |
| #3 | TT | 52% | 286 |
| #4 | rsN | 51% | 302 |
| #5 | Albus Doubledoor | 50% | 305 |
| #6 | Tirde | 50% | 159 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rsN | 20 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | Albus Doubledoor | 11 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | TT | 10 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | koffe | 5 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | ⓕⓘⓝⓔ | 4 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rsN | 1629 | 0.25 | 47 min |
| #2 | Albus Doubledoor | 1576 | 0.24 | 48 min |
| #3 | TT | 818 | 0.14 | 24 min |
| #4 | Tirde | 265 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #5 | ⓕⓘⓝⓔ | 196 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TT | +2.47 | 77 | 77 |
| #2 | rsN | +1.20 | 64 | 75 |
| #3 | ⓕⓘⓝⓔ | +0.40 | 74 | 69 |
| #4 | Albus Doubledoor | -0.10 | 71 | 83 |
| #5 | Tirde | -0.37 | 66 | 68 |





