








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 122 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 128 matches | ||
| Faceit | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2070 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,666 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1477 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2279 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1985 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 925 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $891,767 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 309 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | ure suck a ball | 56% | 220 |
| #9 | Squid♂Lider | 54% | 92 |
| #10 | samqpa | 54% | 28 |
| #11 | Haaza | 51% | 117 |
| #12 | Korpse | 49% | 95 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Piiskaaja | 781 | 0.26 | 22 min |
| #2 | ure suck a ball | 639 | 0.14 | 19 min |
| #3 | Korpse | 378 | 0.19 | 11 min |
| #4 | Muussaaja | 334 | 0.24 | 9 min |
| #5 | Mohis | 185 | 0.29 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Muussaaja | +4.08 | 82 | 70 |
| #2 | Mohis | +4.08 | 88 | 74 |
| #3 | Piiskaaja | +3.89 | 86 | 67 |
| #4 | samqpa | +2.81 | 86 | 66 |
| #5 | kbz | +1.90 | 80 | 65 |





