








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 337 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 268 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3942 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,893 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4142 | 35% |
| Smokes | 2990 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2515 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2246 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,302,490 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 495 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Icage | 65% | 23 |
| #2 | alluD | 51% | 41 |
| #3 | isoJ | 48% | 31 |
| #4 | -Miraley | 46% | 59 |
| #5 | A.Le Sta | 45% | 137 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | A.Le Sta | 9 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | -Miraley | 8 | 0.0066 |
| #3 | Abu mamba | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | juspa ∩ (◣_◢) ∩ | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Icage | 3 | 0.0062 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | A.Le Sta | 344 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #2 | -Miraley | 265 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #3 | Abu mamba | 253 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #4 | juspa ∩ (◣_◢) ∩ | 238 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #5 | Abu Yaseer | 177 | 0.27 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | isoJ | +2.30 | 77 | 58 |
| #2 | -Miraley | +1.66 | 88 | 59 |
| #3 | A.Le Sta | +1.42 | 77 | 64 |
| #4 | Icage | +1.07 | 73 | 61 |
| #5 | Abu Yaseer | +1.00 | 50 | 71 |





