








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 376 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 282 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3773 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,960 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3631 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1904 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 4112 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 2313 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $724,867 of utility $77 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 317 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jones | 56% | 25 |
| #2 | A.Le Sta | 52% | 61 |
| #3 | Makine? | 50% | 90 |
| #4 | mc_jarruraita | 48% | 98 |
| #5 | juspa ∩ (◣_◢) ∩ | 47% | 295 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | juspa ∩ (◣_◢) ∩ | 12 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | Makine? | 9 | 0.0058 |
| #3 | mc_jarruraita | 8 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | Abu Yaseer | 4 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | A.Le Sta | 4 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | juspa ∩ (◣_◢) ∩ | 813 | 0.13 | 19 min |
| #2 | Abu Yaseer | 667 | 0.28 | 22 min |
| #3 | Makine? | 427 | 0.28 | 12 min |
| #4 | mc_jarruraita | 323 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #5 | Abu mamba | 224 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Makine? | +3.67 | 77 | 76 |
| #2 | -Miraley | +3.51 | 88 | 64 |
| #3 | A.Le Sta | +2.79 | 70 | 65 |
| #4 | Abu Yaseer | +1.42 | 52 | 69 |
| #5 | jones | +1.39 | 48 | 68 |





