








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 70 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 27 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
792 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,023 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 844 | 28% |
| Smokes | 882 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 563 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 734 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $315,202 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 43 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Padge | 65% | 20 |
| #2 | shanomul | 59% | 17 |
| #3 | cooLeR | 57% | 28 |
| #4 | napG0D | 55% | 11 |
| #5 | sp00n | 54% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | sp00n | 54% | 26 |
| #6 | Big C | 47% | 51 |
| #7 | Dzd | 45% | 38 |
| #8 | KRABBY | 40% | 35 |
| #9 | Liam | 38% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Big C | 7 | 0.0071 |
| #2 | KRABBY | 7 | 0.0101 |
| #3 | sp00n | 2 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | napG0D | 1 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cooLeR | 125 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #2 | Big C | 78 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | sp00n | 75 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | Dzd | 70 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | napG0D | 57 | 0.24 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | napG0D | +3.56 | 29 | 61 |
| #2 | cooLeR | +2.71 | 65 | 80 |
| #3 | sp00n | +2.43 | 67 | 68 |
| #4 | Dzd | +2.40 | 85 | 51 |
| #5 | Padge | +2.32 | 73 | 69 |





