








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 920 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 573 matches | ||
| Faceit | 121 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




85 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7466 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 35,491 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13420 | 38% |
| Smokes | 8552 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 7922 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 5597 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,736,258 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 653 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arch3r | 63% | 60 |
| #2 | Ed0 | 56% | 63 |
| #3 | itz_Sic | 51% | 72 |
| #4 | Zerk | 51% | 43 |
| #5 | Shado? | 51% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | itz_Sic | 51% | 72 |
| #4 | Zerk | 51% | 43 |
| #5 | Shado? | 51% | 65 |
| #6 | ヤESOR | 50% | 58 |
| #7 | TKB | 48% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shado? | 3 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | Ed0 | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | ヤESOR | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | TKB | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | itz_Sic | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zerk | 311 | 0.33 | 7 min |
| #2 | itz_Sic | 235 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #3 | Shado? | 205 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #4 | Ed0 | 123 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | TKB | 118 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arch3r | +2.21 | 67 | 45 |
| #2 | Ed0 | +1.61 | 81 | 62 |
| #3 | Antic | +0.68 | 76 | 71 |
| #4 | Shado? | +0.51 | 69 | 57 |
| #5 | TKB | +0.45 | 73 | 47 |





