








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 237 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 52 matches | ||
| Premier | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1893 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,636 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2435 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2716 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 1375 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1110 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $665,026 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 89 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ILIAS * Coca-Cola® | 64% | 14 |
| #2 | RK | 63% | 56 |
| #3 | Rautasd | 62% | 21 |
| #4 | Santtuust | 59% | 49 |
| #5 | AkAntA | 58% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Saerki | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Kuskinen | 4 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | z00ze | 4 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | Santtuust | 3 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | Pellon paras peruna | 3 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kyliys | 514 | 0.29 | 11 min |
| #2 | Saerki | 291 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #3 | Kuskinen | 287 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #4 | tomp | 145 | 0.28 | 4 min |
| #5 | Santtuust | 140 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rake | +2.92 | 72 | 60 |
| #2 | ILIAS * Coca-Cola® | +2.65 | 60 | 67 |
| #3 | z00ze | +2.10 | 52 | 70 |
| #4 | AkAntA | +1.82 | 51 | 67 |
| #5 | Kyliys | +1.50 | 59 | 65 |





