








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 293 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 111 matches | ||
| Faceit | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2471 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,967 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3055 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2701 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1816 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2395 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,197,249 of utility $181 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 79 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tomp | 64% | 78 |
| #2 | nasse | 62% | 21 |
| #3 | Rake | 61% | 41 |
| #4 | RK | 61% | 112 |
| #5 | AkAntA | 60% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Kuskinen | 54% | 115 |
| #8 | Herppa | 53% | 58 |
| #9 | Saerki | 50% | 86 |
| #10 | Kyliys | 46% | 112 |
| #11 | ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ MONSTERI | 36% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kyliys | 8 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | Kuskinen | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | Saerki | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | RK | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #5 | tomp | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kyliys | 716 | 0.30 | 17 min |
| #2 | tomp | 456 | 0.27 | 14 min |
| #3 | Kuskinen | 446 | 0.18 | 11 min |
| #4 | Herppa | 253 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #5 | Maikuul | 212 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nasse | +4.48 | 87 | 79 |
| #2 | Rake | +4.29 | 76 | 67 |
| #3 | tomp | +1.32 | 48 | 84 |
| #4 | Kyliys | +0.66 | 62 | 68 |
| #5 | Maikuul | +0.58 | 67 | 62 |





