








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 450 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 155 matches | ||
| Premier | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5077 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,070 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6110 | 28% |
| Smokes | 6349 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4660 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4951 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,022,245 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 775 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nonna | 61% | 76 |
| #2 | s-koo | 53% | 62 |
| #3 | Polar | 52% | 122 |
| #4 | FINSKY GAMING | 51% | 108 |
| #5 | THE REAL OLVARI | 49% | 98 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pellon paras peruna | 8 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | THE REAL OLVARI | 7 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | tomp | 5 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | s-koo | 5 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | Saerki | 4 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tomp | 402 | 0.26 | 12 min |
| #2 | Pellon paras peruna | 393 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #3 | Maikuul | 364 | 0.30 | 11 min |
| #4 | Saerki | 346 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #5 | THE REAL OLVARI | 272 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | z00ze | +3.56 | 67 | 78 |
| #2 | Maikuul | +2.32 | 75 | 69 |
| #3 | s-koo | +1.96 | 63 | 66 |
| #4 | THE REAL OLVARI | +0.96 | 67 | 64 |
| #5 | tomp | +0.60 | 53 | 80 |





