








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 508 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 166 matches | ||
| Faceit | 108 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3291 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,259 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4409 | 26% |
| Smokes | 5174 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3950 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3726 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,419,559 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 457 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ILIAS * Coca-Cola® | 56% | 25 |
| #2 | tomp | 54% | 131 |
| #3 | Rake | 54% | 85 |
| #4 | Santtuust | 54% | 115 |
| #5 | Herppa | 54% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #16 | ville1 | 48% | 31 |
| #17 | Mainou | 47% | 49 |
| #18 | z00ze | 45% | 49 |
| #19 | Saerki | 42% | 151 |
| #20 | masqutti | 34% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kyliys | 6 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | Saerki | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | tomp | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Santtuust | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Rautasd | 4 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kyliys | 990 | 0.28 | 24 min |
| #2 | tomp | 764 | 0.27 | 23 min |
| #3 | Santtuust | 443 | 0.18 | 11 min |
| #4 | Saerki | 362 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #5 | Rautasd | 351 | 0.23 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rake | +3.66 | 75 | 67 |
| #2 | ville1 | +2.59 | 78 | 87 |
| #3 | z00ze | +2.50 | 65 | 73 |
| #4 | ILIAS * Coca-Cola® | +2.15 | 59 | 67 |
| #5 | nasse | +1.11 | 86 | 77 |





