








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 38 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 5 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
369 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,016 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 328 | 32% |
| Smokes | 253 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 207 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 228 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $109,412 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Civil- | 50% | 4 |
| #2 | xpERIENCE | 50% | 28 |
| #3 | corey ✿ܓ | 46% | 13 |
| #4 | hipposaver | 37% | 30 |
| #5 | Mustang | 34% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xpERIENCE | 129 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #2 | Mustang | 118 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #3 | hipposaver | 118 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #4 | corey ✿ܓ | 59 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #5 | waterfallez | 46 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hipposaver | +2.44 | 95 | 64 |
| #2 | Civil- | +2.36 | 51 | 69 |
| #3 | xpERIENCE | +1.28 | 71 | 69 |
| #4 | waterfallez | +0.97 | 86 | 54 |
| #5 | corey ✿ܓ | -0.18 | 70 | 78 |





